He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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