need another drink. this is the easiest way
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
How's work?
Spinning.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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