I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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