I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
