I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
So many bounce houses so little time
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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