am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
