There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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