so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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