I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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