exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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