That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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