I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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