Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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