it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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