apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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