Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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