are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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