So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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