I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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