i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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