I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
