i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Buhtt sex?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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