508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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