i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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