also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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