I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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