Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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