How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm too high and old for this...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
