North Korea, Best Korea!
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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