That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
last night I used snow as a chaser
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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