I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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