So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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