This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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