So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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