Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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