He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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