Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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