Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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