i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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