i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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