anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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