She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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