Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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