I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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