What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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