Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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