There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
