the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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