I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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