I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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