Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
