yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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